Underways of Despair and Hope

Poopy butthole

So I want to sort of set the table here for a little bit of a background. So you guys when you got to Vaas.

Thank you.

Let's go. You witnessed this execution of Ronin fatual roots. And then we're going to go to the top of the nose. And you eventually went to his shop and home which is called the root vial. So I'm going to show you how to do this and I'm going to show you how to do this.

And inside you met several of his daughters. He has four daughters. He has an 18-year-old. And He has a Okay. Probably around 13-year-old. Let's do it. A nine-year-old.

I'll see you next time. And maybe around a three-year-old. You with all very different personalities and you gave them back their new sister. Thank you.

for Bramble and Maribel. Okay.

Piper is the older one Maribel is the 13 year old Tansel is the one that is very eerie and creepy not creepy but seems she looks through you when she talks to you and then the three year olde and the three-

And now without parents and the fact that because of the Purity of Light Act they. are not registered to sell potions anymore or magical items. They're basically going to have to shut down and sell their home.

And then eventually they'd to move to Mont d'Amour and you guys sort of committed to helping escort them there at some point. you

You were asked that you would be summoned at a later date for a mission. Thank you. and benjamin bell who is a one of the gnomes that's

was a teacher there took you to an inn. And I agree. where you had a room for the knights.

So the sooner had he left he returns and basically said that this Red Ryan was – who was a commander in there or one of their

officers in the rebellion had gotten captured and was being kept in the magistrate's jail underneath the barracks and he needed help to go break them out so your whole party except for Deocita and Oz.

Went into the wizardry school and were So sent down into these passageways the underways to go to a secret passageway underneath the jail and basically break out Red Ryan and her crew.

So, Mipote Asita and Oz sort of went to the Fat Roots house to watch over the children. Thank you.

because they both took a liking to them and were sort of wanting to protect them. You deus dito was summoned by benjamin bell shortly thereafter because he said that's So let's go.

The party had run into some trouble in the underways and needed help. So he escorted Deocita to the party. And Oz you are left in the-

rootin vile house. You spent the sort of the late evening helping Piper put the kids to bed basically. I'd you to roll a performance check for that so that can fill in some details about how that went.

It's just real life.

Yeah I know exactly exactly so so you know,

What do I do? I don't know.

How did you know?

my God.

What you notice about the Thatcheron's sort of house slash shop is just chaos.

Thank you.

You know at one moment it's an alchemist table next to a playset you know.

10. All right. Excellent. you it's it's you know tones magical tomes next to you know a bowl that was left out by

one of the kids there's crayons on the table it's just this weird mix of

Magical shop and lived in home. the one thing you do sense from it is it's well-loved. You know the seats just have indentation are comfy to sit in.

There's a fireplace that's sort of dwindling as the night moves on.

You spend hours getting the kids to bed and in particular the newborn baby just keeps crying.

spent hours getting that baby down. Hours.

finally

Thank you very much.

Are you watching me?

I'm slightly exhausted you're sort of downstairs you find your way back downstairs and you're sitting in front of the dying fire as all the girls are asleep.

So let's go.

there you go. Exactly.

And as you're sitting next to the fireplace you sort of observe the room. and you just notice all these small points of family and love in the house. You see drawings on the wall a small cookie jar that was you know,

recently broken open by one of the kids. And you're sitting in essentially a wicker sofa.

growing up particularly related to your family.

so Yeah.

I was just sitting there and.

No.

He's sort of taken in all these syringes Thank you.

He starts thinking of. of his home and his upbringing and

Me.

is thinking about

what it was there were periods where Thank you.

Home was very much a series of ends. Let's do this. And it was life on the road.

when his father had work.

He was well-known and the band was together. They were good years so they would have better accommodations and then there were years that were lean.

You know they wouldn't get paid and so there would be nights where they would be hungry but. Thank you.

I always managed to find some time.

you always try to and just try to get some time.

With his dad and just don't feel he was competing for that time with the different members of the band and also with with

Kind of the the rest of the rowdy crew it was actually almost a

you are

It would be very akin to anyone that has any that

the whole life.

His mom would kind of do the best she could holding things down. You but also Pretty much Aussies

Dad did what he was going to do. win sort of lived his life as a free spirit. so

He's taken all this in and it's very much

So,

into ethical to his own upbringing. So it's while he's um,

known that stability and that.

Even temperament. So,

as as reflecting on this as we're sinking into the- Thank you. Heavily padded with her couch. I'll see you next time.

It looks incredibly soft but well worn she's holding it between her fingers and rubbing them and she just stares at you with these big gray blue eyes that pierce pierce through you.

Absolutely. Yer li li wey sort of get up and

She sort of yeah she starts walking up the steps and you're walking behind her. You know the fire is sort of she leads you up to a little room. It's a tiny room. really died down. Things are quiet in the house. You don't hear much. So

There's a small wooden debt with very old pillows and blankets on it's they look very homemade blankets something maybe your mother had stitched.

There's also a rocking chair in the far corner and a very simple window that overlooks the front out of the front of the house or shop.

She kind of sprints to her bed and jumps into it sort of pulls the covers over and she sort of says to you she says sir do you mind just.

watching over me for a little bit. I don't want Andy to come back. Not tonight. Amen.

Okay. Can I. I just ask you About any? Can you talk about? about them

I'm not familiar with them so that's why I'm. you Trying to understand a little bit.

She sort of yawns and stretches Yeah he talks to me sometimes.

He talks to me but No. I'm

He doesn't Sarah very much

And then she just kind of passes out and falls asleep. Okay.

Are you where are you?

sitting in the rocking chairs next to the bed

it's sort of juxtaposition it's in the opposite corner of the room. You can do it.

Okay yeah. So yeah so absolutely would have you know tucked her in and then taken a seat. Thank you.

kind of in the chair and just kind of rocking there and then he's got Thank you. His hands just caught up.

steeple and he's deep in thought.

You sit there for for maybe 15 minutes.

then it's

Thank you. The rune is almost pitch black remind me do you have Do you have darkvision? I can't remember if that

I have. that is under. my gosh it's been so long I forget everything I forget all the things. I.

benefits rates

features and trades. I am And then.

Negative

c street

No dark vision.

All right.

I have a powerful build

For me it's under senses on D&D Beyond if you have it.

I know.

so

Well in any case it's a very dark room. The dying fire from downstairs is always very little light but your eyes have adjusted to the darkness. You

You're looking at the young girl from the other corner of the room to your rights. Thank you.

You hear a voice.

a voice you recognize. Jesus

son. I used to I used to watch you that.

You turn your head. and you see your father in the corner of the room. Draped in Shadows L skins.

And now I'm going to flip back to the main party So you guys are underneath the underweights.

shit.

You guys are underneath the underways. You can sort of see it on the map here. You've just defeated these green creatures that you slain.

Cal Yu came very close to slaying the third but he crept into the South Crevasse and disappeared. Weird.

Much of your chagrin you all found the dead body of what looked to be some wizard maybe slain recently collected a couple of his

Objects. To the northwest there is a steady stream of water coming down a very steep muddy rocky and rocky.

that seemed to be carved similar to the one that you came from in the northeast. Heading upwards.

Theoretically back to the underways passageways that had caved in previously. It almost looks it was carved around the caved in passageway. What would you all to do you all to

So now that we got It splashed my face

So Hess is Let's get started. right now so i will speak fast That's.

I'm doing it to force you to do it. I'll see you next time.

That sort of approaches you and sort of this bend over looking at and studying the corpse of the wizard. And obviously interested because he himself is a wizard and just looking at his garments and trying to ascertain how the wizard was slain.

And he goes this is bad work.

I feel that. I mean we got in a few scuffles so far but I mean we're going to be rescuing people soon. What we got that's bad about it.

this this wizard was caught up unawares You to see you.

I mean those pointy head types that sometimes are so blind to reality that their heads are stuck in the book but I mean. Hey we promised we'd get this guy out. We gotta help him.

So how are you guys feeling? You ready to move on? Thank you.

I could use a minute.

When was the last time you had a rest?

You guys had a long rest before. I would have given you a rest before you departed on this adventure. You so but a lot of people are beat up at this point

Yeah Guys that one got away.

And I'm pretty sure is my moral enemy. But I'm a little gnarled up.

Yes.

you guys want to have a short rest to kind of feet up drink Well one of us ought to be on watch.

Who has?

Who has those R? How's this potion?

as xindal quickly checks his other possessions

Yeah.

who has it but I know that we have Thank you. in our party inventory.

ocean of invisibility ward of- we got- hey guys i still got this ale right here Here we go.

It's unknown.

Pretty inventory.

i know the week so

Protecting heal we got four of them.

Well you're in this moment. You used a potion of fire breath. Thank you.

Yes.

in the party inventory just turn it to zero. Okay.

Okay how do I do that? Got it.

and then We still have Potion of Invisibility.

if you scroll down we got red potion protect and heal heal.

That's probably what it is. We have four of those.

I could really use a boost right now. Thank you.

So if you don't mind I think I'll take one of those. Let's go.

I'm going to go over and I Here's them. Here you go. I see.

And I take out this from all the little crevices packages holsters I have. and take out some vials that are clanking around. Here I think you guys need this.

I grabbed it from that basement a long long time ago, a few sessions of travel ago. I think we need it now. Here I think we need it now.

and then What is the healing factor on that one? Thank you.

I close my eyes and I say dear DM what is the healing factor? I don't know.

It is 2d4 plus 2. Thank you.

I'm going to subtract one from our inventory. You

I'm going to take one too because I'm at four. I'm Hesse you look worse than me but I'm going to need one too man.

Yield.

And I will do a manual row on this because it's fun. Thank you.

You said 2d4 plus 2?

2-D-O

so

as you both imbibe this this red potion it tastes cherry but an artificial cherry

Okay.

Do you guys remember looting cough drops?

Yes.

Yeah I'm drinking every now.

That is exactly what it tastes As an aside metabolic

And I'm All right. I feel better.

Probably one of my favorite flavors that I've ever experienced in my lifetime. Here we go.

So it tastes Luden's cherries. What the hell?

I love the packages that they came in there's a lot of nostalgia there. Hello everyone.

I go to Hess and I'm There there Grandpa here's a Werther's and I give him the vial. Ha.

actually let me see what has let's see what he looks here

Thank you very much.

them

I'm at that 11. And I do the shake. I'm oh that was tart.

That didn't get any damage that's causing damage on his party.

I feel better now.

He.

he's he's okay. he's gonna pocket it but he's not gonna take it immediately. Okay.

Cal definitely took one Thank you.

very well. Are you guys going to do a short rest or are you not? Here we go.

Hey guys I know we're looking bad but we don't know where that guy went. He just went to the stone. Even if we. We'll be.

Even when we do this short rest maybe we can relax a bit but two of us got to keep on watch. Thank you very much.

That's an hour.

I think we can rest for an hour for now.

I don't know.

We got some water. I'll take a bath.

I don't know if we have an hour because we have a person to save from a dungeon that was just recently captured.

Meta point is there a because I missed a few sessions and I was catching up and reading it is there a timeline? formally? Okay.

Yes this is an urgent thing he woke you guys up out of-

Gotcha.

out of the night two. to go quickly to save this person. you

On second thought we gotta help.

I'm feeling a lot better.

I want to fucking kill one of these one-eyed buggy booboos so. You

I'm good. I'm feeling sharp.

I got a halfie going on right now so. Thank you.

Becky what are you doing? you

Or Zeki I'm sorry. Decky Decky.

Yeah. around observing not paying much attention to the conversation just kind of looking around the oh

Zeki your mic is garbage right now.

Real muffled

your airpods out of your

because I have to run real quick for kids.

Thank you.

Can you hear me now?

Much better.

Zeki is kind of half ignoring the conversation and is just kind of looking around the caves looking for patterns and interesting things.

A role perception check.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I don't know.

God help us. Thank you.

Aloha But once haunted me the last time.

You sort of get distracted. You're staring at just the water and you're noticing the water and it sort of entran- entrances you. You don't really notice much.

Wow.

I'm going to see you.

Zenki has the group where? the person that we're looking for. Thank you.

Red Riot

Where's Red Ryan?

As far as we know.

It's

Thank you very much.

It was supposed to be down that hallway but it was blocked. You So I guess all we really know is that she's not here. Thank you. and there's only one other place that we can go

Okay let's go.

Before we move, The wizard that is collapsed on the ground the deceased.

with

it. Are they wearing the wizard robes of the school that we were just at? Thank you.

my God.

Is there a arcana check or a.

Thank you very much.

roll arcana check please

All right dear you won.

That is I rolled a 2. I'll see you next time. And I have a negative one. So that is a dirty one.

It's magic!

Thank you very much.

Alright. you have no idea and you sort of get similarly get distracted by the- It's usually on the road.

I. Yeah. Probably not that way. Jackie?

Hope you wore your boots. We're about to get wet.

i all of a sudden i'm okay guys let's go and you see me just step in and i just fall right

All right.

into the water i'm too deep as i just crawled right back out just go this way over there

I'm deep in the water.

you

Yeah you step into the water and for normal-sized people it's about. Thank you. up to your

basically but obviously if you zindal is it is up to your chest You

I go to S and I'm upies. laughter

Thank you very much. And Hess sort of just looks at you kind of following. I would.

You all sort of wade into the water and you see how it's coming down this tunnel. It looks very steep. Are you guys going to try to climb it?

Climb up it while the water is rushing down.

Is the water moving fast?

Yeah it's going down pretty swiftly. Thank you.

Wait before we go just one other follow-up. I knew that there were two of these creatures. Did we kill one of them?

Well you guys fought against two not three it was two right? Audrey.

we only slot two. Or was there a third?

I think there's three in one runway. Bye.

Yeah I think there were three and you killed two and the one that you were fighting Cal ran away. It's good.

cool.

a bitch.

Yeah the one that I was fighting ran away cool all right i just said i thought that the other ones escaped the same way all right i will I'll be all right I'll look.

I'll scope ahead! And

Climbing upwards the.

Yeah.

I guess the current up the rocks there. Thank you.

You start going up the. I would you to make a Yeah.

Let me just figure out what you're going to be doing here to get that I'd you to do a athletics check. I'll see you next time.

is

It would be 11.

You start climbing up and you make it a few feet and then you slip and you slide all the way back down into the waters with a splash.

It gets pretty steep going up there and it's tricky. All right.

Anybody have

I feel we need a rope or something to be able to keep ourselves attached. Thank you. I might have one. Hold on.

Checking inventory

a flute

Meanwhile I'm going to flip back to Oz while you guys are thinking.

I have my whip I don't know.

I do have rope.

Jaz you are in Tamsil's bedroom. So

This is you. You're sitting in the chair rocking. That's all I see. And your father is in the corner drapes in darkness looking at you and he goes ugh. Sonny

And you smell sort of off of him memories memories You smell alcohol. you smell where he what he was when Thank you.

He wasn't really your dad. And he goes, He kind of looks at you and he goes, Let's go. I wasn't all that bad.

Bye. I used to watch you this too you know?

Maybe I mean not a.

I think I do remember that once or twice. Let's do this.

why are you here

I took he seemed kind of shudder a little bit. He goes,

it took Lot to get back to you son.

I need you.

shakes a little bit and he goes Let's go. to find

bike by bandmeat He kind of shakes again Then. He goes he's in Montemore. Here we go.

he's He's in danger. he's he's kind of he's almost there's something Okay. kind of grating at him and he goes he says 1.

go to montel more for there

And warn him. warn him that he's coming. I mean he's. And he starts his voice drops by four octaves.

some sort of growl at you. Thank you.

And now I'm going to flip back to the other. we guys doing any

Have you figured out?

Hey guys how do you think Osborne's doing? Thank you.

Ha.

We're having a good time with Yukon. We gotta get out this Let's do this. It's a slight water slide here. Thank you. anybody have any spikes or something we can kind of put I think.

pitons pitons don't know how they're pronounced into the wall and climb our way up a bit. You

time

Piton? Is that with the air?

Does anybody's adventurer's kit have any rope? That should be a standard thing shouldn't it?

Hey Hess is here. I didn't see that.

It got a whip.

Ayy

I have rope. I just didn't know if anybody has any spikes or even daggers or something that we can kind of hammer into the wall.

P

Thank you.

I got my daggers if we need to. I'll see you next time.

I don't want to leave those behind hammered into stone forever. then somebody will become the king of England

We could grab him as we go. my God.

the back ones as we go

I don't know unless somebody else knows how to Thank you. Get us up here

Does anybody have a way with water? Thank you. or away of the water.

I have I did back before I saw you guys I was at a recent play theater and I did see someone my friend Kames Jameran had his new play Avatar The Way of Water.

Sorry I had to.

Will that help us in this scenario? Can you call upon canes?

If not I guess I'll give it another try but.

sounds we still need somebody to get the top even if we have a rope

Thank you.

The Robe of Useful Items does have a cloth rope on it. You

I literally have rope in my hand right now.

Thank you.

All right never mind sorry.

You're Roblox. Stay with me.

Prove it.

There's a physical non-magical rope right here. Thank you.

By the way did we short rest or no? so

No I did not. There's a show of an hour and Red Ryan is in immediate danger. Thank you.

I'll ask you.

Alright well I guess I'll give it another try.

I will try to climb up but as soon as I find a sturdy footing I find a I'm going to take

Tris

I'm going to take a Hanex that I picked up earlier in the campaign. Thank you.

hmm.

And slam it into the wall. Well, And then try to tie the rope off to it.

Roll an athletics check with disadvantage please because you've already tried this once.

I love you.

You

fuck.

You have a scene no I gotta. a 10. Wow. I did even worse than last time.

Again you make it up this time even less but it's just being saturated you're just slipping all over the place you slip and you slide all the way back down. And suddenly Zeki, Zeki,

You all of a sudden out of nowhere You feel your eyes start to burn. and And you know what this means.

and you all of a sudden your eyes burn if your actual eyes were caught on fire and you fall to your knees you

your vision blurs and it turns into the eyes. of a familiar man that you

that you was was your teacher. and you see him staring That's to be a woman- a wood elf woman. I don't know.

her hair completely shaven You see she's almost naked on the ground. She's almost naked on the ground.

scarred all over her. to be in some sort of cell of some kind almost a torture chamber and you hear your old master's voice saying to her,

And you know what this is. It's you're seeing through his eyes. You see the woman on the ground as he looks through her.

And you see memories spill into his head and into your head now. You see a younger version of her running through the forest,

terrible

of her on the ground surrounded by orcs and a terrible pain. You see her held over a fire and her throat being cut. You see her speaking to a kind old gnome.

You see her speaking to a giant woman.

And then. Division ends.

I'd you to roll a no you know this you don't need to roll anything. You know that you just saw through the eyes of your master that you just worked for. Let's do it.

And you know that he has this prisoner somewhere and is torturing her and now he's using this special sight to see into her memories.

you feel a sense of urgency.

You know I will defer to you Zach yes to what we do with the information that I just gave you.

I wish that robo Thank you.

Nobody else knows. All they notice is that you just collapsed on the ground to your knees.

So really guys after all this we're gonna let a fucking slip and slide stop us? Is this all we got?

It's over the same a little bit late to the party. Is there anything available to tie that rope to? How much does the rope weigh? and how far is anything we can tie it to.

it's about 50 feet yeah it's about 50 feet of rope and it's about five pounds you can roll either a nature check or a perception check or perception check.

Rope weighs 5 lbs

Sorry.

14. Perception. in the nature Thank you.

You can see up and because of the light from your light spell you can see all the way up into the passageway. it's quite steep and and the water has sort of washed away a lot of the the mud and continues to

push through the muddy water the mud but you see there are several stones on the way up that you could potentially tie something to maybe or uses as holding handlings

Is any of the stones within 30 feet?

Certainly yeah.

Okay and the rope weighs 5 pounds. Thank you.

Maybe you guys can throw me and I'll catch the stone and tie it on. and then

I was actually thinking I could use mage hand to tie a simple knot with the rope around something that is less than. Thank you. 30 feet away.

Each hand can only carry up to 10 pounds. Let's get started. So if the rope's five, I don't know. Should be able to tie her knot.

a simple knot that will hold just enough to help us get through whatever. Difficulty you have?

Well the cast is still.

Yeah let's do it. It's a cantrip so. All right. Let it be written so let it be done.

What is your mage hand? Let's do it. Thank you very much.

All right.

as well

I mean it's a spectral floating hand.

I shot it up

It's my strong hand.

What is it?

It looks vaguely old man-like. Thank you. because it's done a lot of work for me over the years so to speak.

My turn.

Yeah. Heh

I grew up

But yeah it's sort of gray translucent and glows very faintly. So

Wonderful. It grasps cow's rope and sort of eerily sort of floats up the as far as you can see. And it finds a rock and starts.

tying it's let's right it will a slight and check please

sleight of hand.

It's a critical fail.

it ties a very strong Not to the To the DR. Rock.

he's a Delph. All right then I guess it's going to have to pull the other end of the rope back to us. Thank you.

Alright I give that rope a good heart tug.

It comes right off and fall down the stream to the ground.

Okay.

Okay can I send a Mei-chan to do it again and do it better? Thank you.

You keep trying to do it with the main chance and it just does not get purchased and the rocks seem to just slip right off.

Is anybody really good at climbing? Otherwise I can send an Unseen Servant but it'll take me 10 minutes to cast that Ritual.

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are there other

I can give it a shot if one of you wants to catch me if I fall down.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Are there other rocks you can jump to or is it someone must climb? You

i can climb the wall tie it off if you want to give me a shot just catch me Okay.

What do you mean by kachu? What's in the name?

If I fall in the river you got to catch me so I come rolling down.

You gotta catch it if I can select I'm wrong

I don't know.

A river will catch you.

we will you will end up where I ended up twice.

I do want Zeki to ask a question. Now do you want to roll a nature check please?

Sorry kids crying I gotta run. mike if you feel feel free if you need me to i have plus 3f athletics if you want me to try and roll I don't know.

So Zachy you look up and you do see that there's some rocks that you could probably try to jump to climb on one and then jump to the other one and keep jumping up but it's really hard to find where you're standing. Okay.

Thaumaturgy using tremors to cause harmless tremors in the ground to see if the water shifts in a way. Okay.

that it would reveal a path forward if that makes any sense. so

Yeah I can see what you did. Roll an arcana check for you. Thank you.

Good god

my God we're rolling terrible.

the water's rushing at such a speed that even the most powerful thummit surgery that you can do doesn't really disrupt the flow enough to show you any visible pattern.

Alright so how steep is this?

All right.

would the mage hand holding the rope giving me only 10 pounds of assistance?

be enough to give somebody a bonus on their athletics role trying to climb and work their way across. Let's get started. until the first person gets there and then somebody's our anchor. Here we go.

a role a

You can either roll an intelligence check you're doing a plan or you can roll an athletics check where you're kind of based off of what you know of physics you'd be able to get through that or fitness be able to do that.

Luckily 6 gives me a 9.

It's hot. Yeah it's hard to figure it out as you cannot really determine the best way to go up there. I am going to flip back to Osno.

You guys feel your shit out.

Thank God.

causes is

Let's jump wait while you're doing this other party let's jump into.

See you see.

the chat or something so we can try hits figure out some shit about how this is going on

Go ahead pause.

Thank you.

So also

He's on his feet.

I'll see you next time.

And by the way I know I'm butchering the accent of your father it's supposed to be more Thank you.

That's okay.

English I just can't do it. I'm sorry. I'm trying. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. he's on his feet. He's you know pleading to to get more information.

Was it Terence? I'm built to what? Which mate? Which mate? Thank you.

you see the voice come up the octave for a second

Stone. Stone McCreedy!

She's a Stone McCready too.

Okay.

And you vaguely have a vision in your memory of actually a very kind lute player that played with your father. He was very quiet and to himself.

But you've never heard somebody play a lute so well. The way he could bend the strings and almost sing a song cry with the lutes. It was something that you had never experienced before in your life. Beautiful player but very quiet person.

And you know that he was plagued by his own demons just your father. We'll be right back.

Okay.

but your father is looking at you now his voice is multiple octaves it sort of a bunch of octaves again and he says to you.

so we order the spawn

I've been watching you and you see his father your father this is your turn to damsel loose.

Sleep is his mum and her.

filled with Silence.

Hang on

And now we're going to get started. standing between and is affecting a defensive. Here we go. position and has one hand

reaching behind him for his Shumaylai.

You see your father start looking hungry in his eyes and suddenly his face splits down the middle into what looks to be these massive jaws his head splits in half and become these jaws

and as this demon thing rushes at you a real initiative

shit.

Whoa!

Back to the party.

I guess.

Why exactly?

yeah.

I don't know.

Make sure the water slide the way we have to go to get where we're trying to go.

Thank you.

You can do it.

You have to go up this passageway. Well you don't know where you have to go but it appears you need to go up that passageway. Wait.

Okay.

Alright do we want to spend an extra 10 minutes to get the Unseen Servant to take this rope across for us?

I'm okay with that. What is an unseared unseared seamless.

What does that do?

Unseen Servant so one action plus 10 minutes. You're welcome. It allows me to create an invisible mindless shapeless medium force that performs simple tasks at my command. Thank you very much.

has an AC of 10 1 hit point strength of 2 can't attack Thank you. If it gets hit by anything and drops 0 hit points i. e. takes damage it dies. The spell ends.

I can command it to appear. within 60 feet of me and move up to 15 feet at a time with a bonus action and interact with an object. You

Lighting fires serve food pour drinks. Thank you. Upon giving the command the servant performs it to the best of its ability until it completes the task then waits for the next command.

If you commanded to perform a task that would move it more than 60 feet away then they'll end. So basically I have to cast it as a Ritual though so we'll take the 10 minutes and an action. You

and then Tell it to carry the rope over there tie it to a large rock. Thank you. as long as it doesn't go beyond 60 feet of me.

You can cast it 60 feet away from you. Here we go.

it says the range I The area is 60 feet so. Yeah it springs into existence in an unoccupied space on the ground within range. You

So what if we I could take Okay. this very wet rope that I've dropped 12 times now and.

I could throw it. up there And you're. survey guy could get it and Thank you.

I don't know if a simple task is. hammering in a pittin or something. Really I got to figure out how to pronounce this.

Yeah a piton with a strength of two isn't hold very well. Thank you.

I have a strength of two okay.

but tying a knot. woodwork is That should probably hang on my survival skills to make my servant tie the knot and I should. you able to you know,

Here we go. guide it through that.

well, sounds better than Just going up to an amusement park ride again and wetting myself on the way down. And then.

Then we'll use the Ritual of Unseen Servant. You And It makes that happen.

well you cast you look up the the passageway

How far are you doing after the passageway? Thank you.

it is very far best far i guess as far as you because you're a human right As you can see all the way up.

Gnome half-elf.

You can see all the way up. It's about 40 feet at the very top and you see the waters rushing down. It seems it's a passageway about 40 feet up and then it starts to go straight again.

and then the the rope is long enough to reach

Defeat a rogue would appear so.

Alright cool so. If. Instead of relying on Doom on Cal to throw the rope what we'll do is have the Unseen Servant appear next to us.

of cal hand him the rope and the unseen servant will just kind of I'll see you next time. Uncorporeally float the rope up. You to the top. Choose the best rock.

And then with the assistance of the mage hand so now there's three hands to tie this knot. I don't know. Tie a really sweet knot around the giant. Thank you. Good sturdy rock.

It's funny there's nothing in this that tells me How the unseen servant moves. Thank you.

Give me one second guys.

Sorry I was assuming that he flooded.

It can be manifested anywhere within 60 feet. I can't imagine that it has to traverse a terrain in order to get somewhere.

Well if you. It's here. It would have to traverse in there if it walks. I'll see you next time. Do you want

you tell me what is your unseen service look? Thank you. What is it? tell me

It's this kind of round faced you can't tell but you just get the image in your brain when you look at it. If it was a man it would have a kind of a round face and puffy lips. you

fat thick hands that aren't particularly strong but- Thank you. practice that doing some useful things you know washing dishes mending things. I don't know. So, you're really happy to have him around,

But he's also kind of dim-witted. you talk to him sometimes because you're bored and lonely and poor and All right. He just never talks back. So,

fessing

That

Thank you.

otherwise looks You Yeah a little bit

Alright guys I'm going to have to run my sons up again. Here we go.

a ghost.

No problem.

so do you want me to do an arcana check to determine whether he Floater has feet.

I'd always imagine he floated because the lower half of the Unseen Servant. Thank you. That's a very important to the tasks they're able to do so it almost looks wispy rags hanging down but you

You really can't quite get your eyes to focus on that gray blob very well.

It's just straightening the pooing end underneath there.

Very well.

you

I can't

totally one easy pool link.

No pants.

totally where they're doing grabs the

That was cool.

Yeah that's cool. So he grabs the rope and floats up the chamber. Do you want to have him go a full 40 feet to the top?

Yes actually.

up to the top now we want to do with the rope Here we go.

Choose the largest practical rock. And tie it around that.

he finds the practical rock Thank you. I'd you to roll a science check. Okay.

Sleight of hand and not survival for rope skills. Let's get started.

sleight of hand please.

Thank you very much.

All right. I'm trying to guide you towards the things I'm better at.

I'm almost a 19.

Thank you. 11.

11 you it ties a rope Here we go.

All right. and then I'm going to have And the rope gently to Thank you. the best climber we have and say maybe don't trust this too much. until you get to the top

Good luck. we're all counting on you i think that's zindal or is it zindal or zeki Okay.

What is everybody?

I can tell you that there's two.

Athletic

I would be the lightest most light person.

plus 1

I'm up. On a plus four but you saw how well I did. And now we're going to get started.

Zachy we can't hear you very well. I'm sorry I think you're- Audio is off again.

Now. Dope.

Perfect that's perfect.

That's good.

You say plus two is that key right?

He's he's a minus two athletics but he's little. He's a halfling. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

So he's likely to fail but the rope would probably hold for him. I mean I'm a plus one. Is there anybody other than Cal that's better than plus one then? Let's do it.

I've Zill said he was a plus three and he's small. You

Okay I vote we send Zendel.

I.

and with breakfast

When Zyndel comes black this is what I'm gonna do.

Thank you. Yeah I would recommend watching you guys take somebody who's here Nintendo up there just to

Thank you.

Thank you.

there's a look

Rindle's back.

All right here's what I'm going to impose. I'm going to try to go up again.

And behind zindal zindal will go up here i'll do this as cal

All right. All right.

I've been up. twice so i know exactly how i'm going to fail but

Thank you.

I can at least guide Zindal.

As I'm going up And if he falls. Hopefully I can catch it.

So,

How about you go up on the rope.

You're a little guy. No disrespect.

Hopefully if the rope doesn't isn't taught. You maybe maybe it will collapse

I'll try to catch you if you fall.

and you're on mute.

you stop that stretch it and I did see me start to stretch and I'm okay. Okay. let's get up this sphincter and I start to grab the rope and I start to grab the rope.

my cousin was alice huddle and so i'm i'm just climbing up all the way going how far up am i'm climbing and

It's 20 feet roll an Apple check please.

40 feet

Let's go.

I'm going to try to give him the help action on this. Thank you.

Thirteen

Okay one more.

That was the point of me.

Thirteen.

Okay 13.

13 and Thank you.

Wait I thought you had- you had plus three athletics. You

I do.

What did you roll? I thought you rolled a 13.

Where'd my dice roll thing go? Was that with a plus one? And then we're going to go down.

Where's the log?

yeah no it is 16. Yeah you're right. Why didn't that reference it? That's weird.

Yeah 16.

Mike's got the pipe boy

Yes.

It's about to get real.

I don't know what he put in it though. I'm sorry.

No.

Yeah it should be 16. That's weird. It didn't reference the plus three.

We lost the DM.

Thank you very much.

The pipe was too strong.

YESSS!

Yeah.

What did you again?

Sixteen

16 okay. You climb up about 20 feet. Cal you're up there with him as well.

As it gets to 20 feet and you're successfully climbing the rope starts to unwind. questions.

And also you find yourself falling backwards towards Cal. Cal I would you to roll. What do you do what you do? So

How wide is this opening?

You

and here's what i'm trying to compare it to Here we go. If I pull one of the javelins from my back and kind of just

it side to side across the opening. Would it what I find a crevice that I can

create a blockage point Thank you very much.

Bobby Gavlin?

I don't know.

I don't

I think the javelin itself is probably just too short. Thank you.

trident however might be longer

my trident then.

Jokko zahehtaei.

And apparently I don't have any javelins Maybe I threw them and I never picked them up

I think you did.

Okay I don't have any javelins

I forget what bottle that was.

I'm gonna take my trident I'm going to put it out there.

I'm going to do a twist on it and it's going to extend a little bit and then I'm going to try to jam it into the sides.

Roll a general dexterity check.

Alright this is perfect for a manual rule. Thank you. Some sexy dice that I received as a gift

Nice.

You lodge into the sides of the-

I'm going to go.

and being held back by it. And you see

Zindal cascading towards you. So

you're you're in place what are you doing you're pretty And then.

They've lopped in place. What are you going to do?

If I have enough time. Hello everyone.

I don't know how far away he's coming but if I have enough time I'm going to jam it into place swing underneath it so that my back is to it and then have two arms ready to catch him as he.

Thumbs down.

When it comes down make it a plus check.

You hear me? Hey.

22.

Is the rope falling back with him? Thank you.

It is. Bless his hand and hold ya.

I'm going to take him i'm going to make sure Hegai hold on here. He can find some fling over there.

And then I'm going to take the rope and I'm going to do a very secure. You tie to the trident that's lodged into the side. and

You're doing what? Sorry you're doing how? Explain that again. I'm sorry.

So the rope so theoretically the rope goes all the way down to the people. What? And I'm taking the rope I'm going to show you how it works.

And whenever you know there's a loop or something on one end that was just flipped off the rock. I'm going to tie it around the trident.

Right.

so that there's at least.

I gotcha. Roll slide a handshake.

I

17

you seem to be tied to the it seems it's in place you're about halfway up you guys are probably about halfway up the tunnel Thank you.

It's in Zindel Are you good man?

I'm good man. This is gonna make for a good story.

stories. only useful if you were to tell it And then we'll see you next time. I'm gonna I guess everyone can hear me Hello everyone.

We're listening to the podcast. We got about halfway here. Should he secure? If anybody else wants to join us but we're not at the top yet. Thank you.

C'mon guys we're almost there!

because there's water splashing in my face as it's coming down the river. You

The ropes there you can probably climb up and climb up with relative ease.

Hess is going to wait until it's up all the way to the top.

Zeki with

Is there anything you guys want?

I'm not Average eagerness starts to climb.

My Unseen Servant or my Mage Hand to do because I've got both of those. you I can-

I kind of the road crawling up my ass. Can you just like right here man. Come on. it's just kind of stuck.

Theoretically you use…

I'm going to put it in a little bit.

You feel the mage hand just kind of gently scratch and scratch. Thank you. Remove the rope from your clack.

thanks man

Yeah.

If you're serving guy what's your serving guy's name?

Good.

You know I never thought of that because he can never respond. Thank you. I just kind of think at him and he does things for me. Yeah yeah.

I just don't know how to refer to

I guess I'd.

you him i feel serving is probably not what i would want to be referred to as but you know it's Thank you.

No that's pretty fair. I guess I always just thought about naming him would be naming my penis because of just how I think at him. You So

Wait so where should if penis is outside of your view can you have a sense of what your penis is doing? Thank you.

I mean yeah yeah. he's up there just

you think it's another 20 feet up here i wonder if can you get your penis to

So

click. go deeper down the cavern and touch the walls and stuff and you would know what's up there. Thank you.

Yes there's nothing in the rules to tell me whether or not that'll work. So,

If Mike will allow it then I'll be yeah yeah he can go 20 further feet because he's 40 feet away from me. We'll be right back. and I think he has to be within sight though.

So, If he goes beyond there double check. Thank you.

i know it's got he's got 60 feet so You It doesn't have to be insight. I was going to say I think.

Okay what are you telling them to do?

So I'm going to have him go up and look to see if there's anything else useful up there or what the rest of the passageway up to 60 feet from me looks and feels

you see him float up the chamber Thank you. his puffy face and they just see him kind of float up the chamber and you wait for maybe three or four minutes. Let's do it.

foots back down he goes.

He's trying to stroll into you.

Thank you.

seemingly indicate there's nothing that up there that that seemed drought a full.

All right.

Thank you.

video. In that case is it possible to use the mage hand that gives 10 lbs of support? to just assist all future climbers. Let's go.

and try it.

So I should push.

Lots of space.

a little disc push or a collar pull

he didn't miss me

Thank you.

Who's Treasury Bushan?

I think maybe I grab by the collar a little bit to just try and relieve pressure grab by the belt and lift.

sir.

who whoever's. I'm just going to try and get to the top.

You ready for another run? Thank you.

is it dog?

Let's just two knees.

Yeah I'm mute.

I got to go.

I got it.

let's go let's do this and you just see me assume the position

What's up?

music

All right. single roll a yeah roll an athletics check you're going to try to climb the last

Hang on it's come on!

you 20 feet here Ho!

well done zindal you see zindal just get this look in his eyes i am fucking going to get up there

Thank you very much.

and you see him sort of start cutting up the rocks so the side of the.

Really? was on the side of the tunnel and you see him successfully get to the top. Thank you. Fortunately he's at the top and you're at the bottom with rope tied to the javelin or to the trident.

All right. Servant guy. PENIS

Penis grabs the rope.

And brings the other end up to the top. I'm going to show you what I'm going to do.

Very well. Zindo what are you doing with that rope? So let's get started.

Do I see anything around me that I could tie it off on or anything that is stable or is just a cave? you

There are some rocks jutting rocks you see where the water is coming from by the way turn around and you see the other side of the caved in wall there's water coming from presumably the lake which caved in onto this tunnel.

but there are plenty of boulders and rocks to tie it to you go over to one of them you start tying the rope to it as the party begins to climb up through the baby

Bibi! I would to see the baby

Maybe.

Maybe.

hey sweetie.

Hi baby.

Thank you.

Aw she's tired.

Let go

Aww that's so cute!

I'm going to wreck my mother and father. All right.

Yes yes I knew that she's so cute. Thank you.

Okay.

or

Scott you're on mute just FYI.

I can't hear you sir.

Maybe that's on purpose.

Yeah he's insider that way.

We can't hear you Scott.

Nope maybe not that one.

There he is.

So

That's actually good work. It's awesome.

hey bye baby

She's I'm only pretending to be tired. Thank you.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Just wait.

Yeah have fun.

Bien.

Thanks Ash.

the tunnel as the water rushes down. and we're now to cut back to Oz.

There is a creature.

is

That looks hideous rushing towards you. And then we're going to do it. you have first action. What would you want?

The fuck is it?

We to do.

I am going to. good Lord.

armor of agathus

Whoa tell me what your armor of Agathus looks again. Thank you.

It is a. purple in black

It kind of looks a Thank you.

I guess it's a mist that then solidifies and so it's just got this purple and black swirling swirling.

effervescence to it if you will and and um, It's very. and dumb It kind of looks um.

So it was really fancy.

It's really.

glass pipes that you'd always see it those head shops and the early 2000s a tie dye black and purple glass effect effect.

Yeah.

nice very well what was that an action was that your action Thank you.

so that was my magic and then

It's.

my god i completely forget so movement how wow we're right in there yeah just. I'm going to.

Maybe.

Shout to wake up Tamsil. You can do it. I can do that plus cast my-

That's a free action yeah that's a free action.

Thank you.

And then we're going to do it again.

And then maybe movement just a block.

is that the- The war where the mod demon is.

the door out is down here

Or is that.

yeah so osborne's going to get between the ma demon and tamsil And

I believe that is my.

The Malt Demon runs towards you quicker than you would expect. It's gaping head mouth. I'm thinking you know from The Thing The Movie The Thing Did We Watch Our Knees? Yes exactly. It comes at you. You scream.

the way

does a This is some hits.

No.

It you sort of surprised it jumping in front of it and it goes to attack you and he's gonna jump out of the way as Charles go my God.

the the your screen wakes up tamsel and she you see her kind of ah what and she sort of wakes up but that's her turn i'm now gonna go back to the party guys you are now up

at the top of the 8. something else so you guys are all over here Thank you.

What would you guys all to do? Okay.

guys on you guys are generally in this area

You see the to your east you see the caved in water sort of rushing through there and sort of finding it's it's passed down that carved out area to your west you see the continued sunken halls proceeding through the darkness.

Did anybody retrieve the trident?

Yes for narrative purposes I would say Cal took his trident dislodged it and you've all climbed up. The rope still tied unless you want to untie it heading downwards.

That's my rope.

And if we need to go down here again it's a slide so.

We won't need help. I'm going to wrap up this. Don't miss anyone protests.

And I'm going to look is the servant still there? Thank you.

Yeah Penis is still with. I don't actually Thank you. which is 10.

I'm your fist bump penis

You got to be careful you can't hurt him because he'll just end.

I'm gonna hug

I don't know.

I'm good. his penis and said nice work.

I see you.

You feel. You feel a generally warm kind of puffy. B. hug me

I know you are generally unseen but I see you. You

Is he over here?

Thank you.

Tell me where he is.

Thank you very much.

Don't worry about it. We got a limited amount of time. We've got an hour.

It's right here in front of you. There's two right here.

You do you? What? Thank you very much.

We've got He's got just under an hour left with him so he's going to be traveling and the mage hand just disappears.

and i say we continue on we're gonna have to cross that water i guess hopefully that's not too hard and then Thank you. get over to rescue a girl. Well,

How far down this I mean I know how far I can see in the dark but can I see does it just continue indefinitely? Hopefully.

A far be using the dark.

I think it's 16.

It's well beyond 60 feet.

The Hallway.

If you all are okay with it I can scope ahead again.

Yeah.

I will start moving down the hallway.

sticking to the walls moving stealthily and since I can see 60 feet I'll just look for any kind of difference in the terrain or the.

environment

yeah!

I'm so paranoid at this point of those creepy eye things that have been haunting me that in every crevasse I think

is that one of those things and i'll just keep staring at that as i'm walking by so i'm just kind of I'm still moving with the same.

Yeah.

But I just have no awareness of my surroundings. Thank you.

you as you're walking you

You just keep walking and it keeps going for a while. I presumably you're walking alone. Is anybody following us every week for you? So let's go.

I'm going with it. I'm wet. I'm tired. I'm getting out of here.

Yeah Hess is going along.

very well dacy do those well zeki are you both well

Yes.

Very well. You're walking down the passageway that looks very much the passageway that led from the entrance the sunken halls. It's well constructed. Thank you.

sort of weighing down on it which probably is the cave in that you had gone around. As you continued to walk.

Sorry I can't show you everything here. I have killed him.

to a what looks to be another door.

It looks to be another door right here. It's another.

It is a door that looks wood but the wood looks extremely sturdy with metal bindings around it. You notice the keyhole that has the same green color as the.

key that you were given by Benjamin Bell to enter. Thank you. What would you to do?

That looks the key that we have

you guys feeling

I think I unlocked the first door so I probably have the key but I will first. I'll put an ear to the door and see if there's any kind of. sensations on the other side. Thank you.

Perception check

What are you doing to that keyhole?

1

Yeah.

Seventeen

Very well. You listen and I don't know. There's complete silence on the other end.

All right. I'm not sensing anything on the other side folks.

Let's see. And I will the key in And turn the key.

The key slips easily until and you turn the key. Thank you.

It pops open. The door creaks open. As you look forward you see what used to be cobblestones that you were walking on essentially turn into very smooth. Thank you.

very um, the stone hallway that you can see out.

Let's say about 15 feet ahead of you is what looks to be the outline on wall of a door.

And then towards the south about 10 feet from you right here you see yet another door etched if you will into the stone wall with a little handle next to it.

I'm Zidore.

Is the door quiet as we open it? Thank you.

I will open it

just enough so that the largest of us can slip through and You and they're out can I do? and. i want to do a check to see if there are any kind of

I guess you could say a check for traps kind of scenario but it's more of is there anything that's. Thank you.

anticipating somebody entering this way. that could be a

He's looking for Thank you.

or some sort of loose stones or I don't know just is it first let me ask this is it lit

Thank you.

It's equally as dark as the room that we just came from.

40 feet of dim light 20 feet of bright light. I'll see you next time.

to hide it under his cloak to make sure that it stops giving us away since we all have dark vision. And

What do you all do actually? Wow yeah.

It's me.

60 feet

yeah all right you can all see in there this dark complete pitch got black but you can all see

All right.

Alright so we and then you said that the thing below is a door to the south? So let's go.

there's a door to the south and there's a door to the west guys we're going to take a two-minute it breaks so i can pee and refill my drink so we'll come right back finish this article

All right folks what are we thinking here? we go to the west we go to the south. I'll see you next time.

I think we need to go to whatever looks more a formal prison if we're this much of a hairy we need to get to the guy turn left if we keep going straight that looks more formal if that makes sense.

Does anybody remember what you're told? I'll see you next week.

I'm going to go to the bike.

I agree with that Kendall this is a good observation. Do you have small reason? Thank you.

I'll take my penis through the door.

I mean your penis can go through the door first

Yeah alternatively does Zeki have the ability to.

It can. Rick Hyman And.

Thank you. To see through his boss's eyes and tell what room they're in. Okay.

Well both of them have doors so we're going to have to the door so we're going to open the door so we're going to open the door, Very quickly open one of two doors.

among which we don't know if we have a keyboard.

It's just a matter of Thank you. One how do we proceed into this? Let's do this. a little alcove between doors. Let's go.

between three doors which is a weird space but also.

Which door do we go to first?

So the CQB tactic would be to go to the nearest door first.

Straight ahead.

I'll see you next time.

Okay. Vindles

brought is that the fastest way to what would be a prison which would be secretive place but a more I don't know. of garden

oriented That's the intention.

At least the way the stone looks.

that it would probably be more straight and I kind of agree with what Zindel's thrown out there. Here we go.

Zachy?

Yeah yeah it's a straight

just for each

You

I mean I'm curious to see if we can sense anything once we get through that door. We'll be right back.

All right. So why don't we get in this space. We all get in this space. Let's go. And then we can kind of. Scope out either door. and make a decision based on that.

What are you guys doing?

We're turning back around and going to that other area.

Yeah we're going back to the end that we started at.

Well Hess's penis is going to enter the space first. It's going to break the hymen.

Very well.

When did you get the name?

There you go. Neat.

The Temagorekin is the penis.

What are them?

Tiny servant yes.

mushroom character that would be appropriate

Watch the future.

No.

The Unseen Servant walks into the space.

See you.

All right.

I will follow Hess's penis. into the space and I don't know.

make my way towards the other door and start to do the same thing that I did.

Thank you. I will also sense if there's any kind of movement on the other door and also inspect the lock to see if it's the same kind of lock.

you want the south one or the west one Thank you.

Or west one.

very well you're going to cast a

hi Christian.

I

Maybe as well.

I'm not going to get that. You

Kirsten do you want to play? Ha ha

I'm going to sleep

Yeah Right yeah

He's no no way. Thank you.

My Christian would say

Bye.

Thank you.

I don't know.

Thank you.

use the kristin's think alike

you roll a perception check please.

I think we're going to do it.

You don't feel any good.

you don't hear anything on the other side of the the

don't

Nope.

the door but you do notice the door itself it's almost seems to be an outline around the wall

I'm gonna stand by and let me a party into the- Thank you.

Is everybody going in there?

Yeah.

Well you all sort of. Highlands is very narrow.

a wall or a hall. There is to south there is a door meshed into the stone and to the west there is a similar door questions in the zone.

Zeki tries to

go back to that vision that you had said earlier and tries to sense if he can tell whatever direction that might be coming from physically. I'll see you next time.

That's what I read sorry when you try it?

Since what direction? This may be happening. between going west and going south.

just using intuition to figure out which way you should go.

Yes exactly.

Roll A.

I'll say a perception religion or arcanic.

Religion at plus 7. Here we go.

We're getting straight.

Well, god 11

You pause and listen to the silence if you will. You Your body reaches out your mind reaches out. Thank you.

You're nothing.

And in the back of your mind you hear your master's words you do not yet see.

We'll be right back.

Meanwhile Oz we're gonna flip right back to you.

As you.

still alive

Oz seems to be still alive for the moment. I was told you to do Europe.

of mute first. There we go. you Yeah so I am going to. Eldritch Bast at the Maud Demon and and

Over time.

yeah yes that is a

yeah yeah Yes.

you great go for how many others bosses you have just

that is a good question where does it say under the damage or

I'll see you next time.

I can tell you what's going on.

Boop.

hmm.

I also think it's just the one

Elders lab next. Iona. Roll for damage please.

All right.

It's a book.

15.

And out of his forearms it looks basically kind of the purple-y purple-y

force lightning. And then we'll see you next time. the emperor head and return the jedi just old school crazy ass electrical storm

Now I'm going to do this again.

and he's just and foaming at the mouth a bit his one eye rolls up all the way in the socket turns white he's a little crazed when he does it

The force We'll be right back.

It was very good.

turns and shouts the temple go wake the others get out of here

you see pieces of it sort of fall off of it

else off of it but it's still coming at you You

so as he's Okay. Lesting He's trying to

and that's probably going to be my movement then as much as I can do that.

and still heading towards the door at the same time.

And like leapsack you again with another attack. So let's go.

14 does not.

it jumps at you and you can again sort of twist out of a little

Add it's jaws clean. clip on to the air. My story's done.

Yeah it's sort of done.

Tensel leaves from her bed waiting now and so you're watching her she moves 5 10 15 she runs towards the joy since you're yelling at her to do so but you see her pause and turn and look towards you where her turn is ended I'm going to flip back to the

I'm here. you guys are here what are y'all doing

So did you I forget did we open a door?

Do not open user source.

No who's checking the south door? We only checked the west door and Cal's standing by the west door. Who's checking the south door?

I'll just walk up and knock. Ha ha.

You knock on the south door.

Stonewall

Zorakiwa thairzindal

i kind of have my hands on guys it's it's a door it says speak friend and enter but it just feels i've not seen anything i'll assume

you actually do see you see that there is a keyhole the the clock.

you guys back

Yeah I'm back.

memory.

Sorry guys everybody back. Everybody good?

I don't know if that was just me or everybody but. You

Yeah that was weird. you do notice that the door has a keyhole the same color as key that you guys have but as you knock on the wall it doesn't even make a sound because you're literally knocking on a stone wall

All right. Door number one or door number two. I'm standing by number one. Thank you.

I'm saying this is clearly some kind of magical door but I haven't seen. It's got a keyhole but guys I'm not seeing anything here to get through. So.

Well,

Cal looks Hess will go with your intuition. it's done Don't know.

All I do know is that we need to be quick and we either need to be stealthy or win by speed surprise and violence. Make sure that nobody that sees us lives. Thank you.

And that this door gets closed behind us.

You did mention something Thank you. surprise nd Vendels

suggestion was that we go this way because it's probably the most well-trodden. Thank you.

Space There is a possibility that if we're looking for a surprise which we are, Thank you.

that your path may be a little bit more surprising if it has a roundabout way of getting there.

so

Where's your head at?

It's okay.

We can always go. and just open the door and see what is on the other side. I'm sorry.

If it was it wouldn't look a stone wall. I think it's a good one.

I feel it's worth trying this key.

we're going to try the key on the south

well you place a key in and again it almost fits unnaturally into the keyhole and as you turn the The wall itself opens up as if it's a.

exquisitely constructed arcane mechanical type of that the wall swings open and as you look at the wall swings open and as you look at the wall swings open and the wall swings the wall

self

Basically a 5 by 10 foots chamber With a wall to the south here. to the south here

With what looks to be. Two eye holes in a wall stone wall. All right.

this

Yes.

Thank you.

Cal you're tall enough I slap him on the ass and say go ahead. So

This is weird but. When we just had that disruption I lost the stream window that I had. Hello everyone.

So I'm going to just stop for a second and then rejoin. Hold on a second sorry. Okay.

we have to do anything

It looked two holes drilled it

Everybody back? Sorry. I don't know what happened. Thank you.

so the holes let me do drilled holes into what looks such a witness.

did you restart your stream since we fucked up did you because i don't see your stream at all You

Yeah it might not.

You can see

Yeah mine's on for sure.

It doesn't have this. the whole time even though all you guys disconnect and And then we'll see you next time. Come back in.

It hasn't been DC'ing me at all. I can tell.

Do you not see it at all Eric or-

It's more of I wouldn't know where to look for it anymore because it's not among the people. Thank you.

UCL. Yeah do you see all of us?

I see all of you guys.

you see archivist. ai the there

hold on. I had turned off non-participants.

the body do that

You can right-click and turn off Archivist. I'm going to show you how to do it. For people that are on the camera.

Interesting

All right I've got a window that doesn't-

Okay.

Fuck. Sorry. I just can't say it.

here let me

the map

Let me re-share it one second.

How's this working easy now?

I see a window that's gray but I think it'll probably start up again soon. Thank you.

This is what's to the south.

Can you see your note?

Not yet but assuming that's what it is. The first thing I'm going to do before I see what this I'm going to close the door again.

And, having just opened it and i'm going to take the key and be Thank you.

This is weird. But Unlock this door. Cause it feels weird. We'll be right back. It feels

You ready? It feels it's like nice to unlock this door. And I'm going to hand it to Thank you.

Zecky

You put the key in and it just fits in perfectly and as you turn it you just feel this mechanical this exquisite mechanical smooth feeling as it opens up again. Thank you.

Doesn't that feel good?

Left looking at holes

Let's do it!

very well sec you're you enter the chamber Thank you. You Are you going to look through those holes? We'll be right back.

We stick the unseen servant in it. I'm going to go ahead.

I don't think anything that we're doing right now would be considered safe by any classification. Thank you.

why

Zeki I'd you to roll a perception check please with advantage. You

damn all right nat 20 you peer through these these eyeballs Let's do it.

And you have to sort of lift yourself up because you're a halfling so you have to lift up to get to him. But as you peer through and your tippy-tippy goes,

You see as if you look into an area that looks a very beautiful.

well-constructed enter It's dark. There's some You

handles that are lit and get some illumination to It looks a study. There's a bunch of bookshelves with.

There's a desk in the corner. Thank you. There's some very expensive looking couches that you nicer than you've ever seen in your life.

but there's no people in it and it's a small room it may be about. You

30 feet by 30 feet.

It looks a study of some kind.

It looks to be a study.

That being

There's a door directly ahead of you that is closed.

Thank you.

Thank you.

you listen for a while and. of note

It's just it's quiet I mean as of now it's probably Thank you. I want to say 3 a. m in the morning it's it is deep into the early morning.

Is it a dork to the room? Thank you.

So this might just be a spy chamber.

and we go Thank you.

We can't go in the room. You're just saying that there is a room.

And we also can't be in that room is what you're saying. It's just a room.

you have the ability to so

C

when i look at zeki he's just standing against the wall with he's a I. a peephole kind of situation.

That's essentially what it is yes.

suggest

So you there's no way into this room is what you're saying?

The other door might be what we need. Thank you.

Thank you.

What did you say?

There's no way into this room is what you're saying Hello everyone.

what I'm saying is there's a small chamber. that has eye holes that you're looking into.

Looks to be a nice study of some kind.

There's no doorway. I would do-

It's almost an observation post.

Bye.

Okay.

Congratulations! the jack shack Correct. I feel maybe.

Thank you.

Maybe we should try the other one but that seems pretty useful.

I feel How about this? Why don't we have Deci to stay here?

the other door.

having you And. and check out this room, And just let us know if anything is creepy happening.

Well Desi Disor shifts over quietly and stands in the room. Prepared.

Keep your eyes in those peepholes there and we'll check in with you and let us know if anything's going on.

He knows quite YouTube.

We're going to flip back to Oz right now.

Oz you're up. What would you to do? Thank you.

We're going to

Run.

Yeah run at the girl.

And

Yeah basically just gonna firemen. And. pick her up put her over my shoulder and continue running through the doorway. You

He's gonna have an attack opportunity against you is that okay?

fuck. shit. it is not okay to do that then. no. sorry yeah I'm gonna change my- Yeah I didn't realize I was. yeah.

Före also igen.

Going to blast it again

Eldritch Blast.

For that.

Let's get this fucker

No.

All right lovin' a hit.

you fire at it but it just misses as it jumps at you again suddenly your hand shoots and it hits the wall it attacks you.

Does a centene hit?

17 hits.

It bites into you. and does

13 points of piercing damage as it clamps down on your arm that you just try to shoot at it and chomps your arm.

So I did have

What is armor? I was Armand at the Sioux.

Yes. So

I had 5 temporary hit points up from that and so if I get hit with a melee attack creature takes 5 cold damage and so basically my understanding is

Basically he would take those first five. He would take my temper hit points away as 5 points of damage. I'm going to show you what I'm going to do.

against the creature and then after that the armor would be gone. Thank you.

and then the remaining damage would just come from my regular hit points is how I would understand that to go.

the mall demon is is done but you see tancil as she's running towards the

Dora as you instructed her she sort of pauses for a second and turns around and looks at you with those eyes that sort of see through you. and you see her run back to you and she grabs onto your back and she whispers something.

You see this golden energy flow from her hair. She's just golden hair. You see it sort of flow down her arm, through her shoulder and through her arm into her hand and into you and all of a sudden you feel protected.

as she casts a spell on you. Kirk flip back to y'all guys all right we guys don't

West door.

store very well as you approach the west door but i think cal has the key how are you gonna open that door

Actually Zeki has the key.

Zeki has the key. I apologize. Zeki what are you doing? So let's go.

That key sort of pushes through everyone sort of without any social cues and just puts the key in there and turns it and you again feel that same smooth mechanical mechanical turn and the door creaks open.

party sees but looks to get it. sort of horrific view.